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I've seen lines of code…

I’ve seen lines of code you people wouldn’t believe.
I’ve seen DDOS attack ships on fire off the shoulder of BIG-IP.
I watched zettabytes glittering in the darkness of my command line near the Tokyo Tower.
All those lines of code will be lost in time, like binary code in a corporation.
Time to leave… time to rule!

Tokyo Matrix

I made the image mixing a Tokyo Tower picture taken by Mechanics and an image from The Matrix.


Lion or gazelle?

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle; when the sun comes up, you’d better be running.” – Herb Caen



-An alien lands in our home planet and asks: How do you decide things here?

-A democratic earth dweller replies: we divide our world in something called “countries”, and in every country the majority decides.

-Interesting, And how do you decide the territory that belongs to each country?

-Well… territories are decided fighting and killing each other using something called “wars”.


Engineers VS MBAs

“To measure the value of a start-up, just count the number of engineers, each of them is worth 500.000$. Then count the number of MBAs, each is worth negative 500.000$.”- From Guy Kawasaky found by Pableras